My tenth book, Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 2 in the series. I intend to make the whole thing a trilogy. It's about 150 pages long.
Either love her or die. . .
Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest.
But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.
She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break.
She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think?
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
Here are links for Malice in Wonderland 2
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B00AOACWNE
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/11
smashwords ~ https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/26
Thanks and take care!
It’s a lot easier to be ruthless when you’re heartless. . .
The truth is not what you were led to believe. Alice never left Wonderland. It wasn’t all “just a dream.”
It’s a nightmare. A nightmare she can’t escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.
But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it.
And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless.
She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
It's about 140 pages long. Hope ya like it!
Available now as an ebook at the following stores~
Barnes and Noble http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/malice-i
Hey all, it's Lotus. The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 4 in the series. And it's about 120 pages long.
Here are the links for Dust in Your Eyes
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008BUOW50
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dust-in-y
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/172
Here's the blurb:
My little dominatrix . . .
Dust can be such a bitch sometimes. Well, not just sometimes. All the time, but she wants to change. She has to if she ever wants to get back together with Machoponi. But other ponies and the Princess really try her patience sometimes. For one thing, the Dark Princess has decided to go preppy! Seriously, with the sweater tied around her neck and everything. She should be punished. For another thing, Brogene is annoying, as usual.
So of course, the Princess sends her on a quest for caulk. But the quest turns into a sexual journey when the Sexual Awakening occurs, in which the repressed sexuality of all the creatures of Poniworld gets unrepressed.
Dust starts exploring things, things like pleasure, pain, and punishment. Lots of punishment. But she has her pink Thong of Protection to protect her. (Though at one point she has to have it talked off her.) And she also learns to wield a magical riding crop she gets from a female Nazi she meets. She also meets Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration.
This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!
The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 3 in the series. And it's about 140 pages long.
Here are the links for My Brootal Poni
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008AD8SF8
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-broot
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/170
Here's the blurb:
Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life.
But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk. And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. That means, no girls!
When he gets there, he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs and the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and oh yeah, his greatest frenemy, Dust. And at one point he acquires a magical codpiece. But even though the codpiece is cool and all, Brogene doesn't like adventures and quests. It reminds him of the incident with the Flaming Red Giant's fire cheese doodle. It was how he died in the first place. And that was no fun. Maybe if he can get this quest over with, he can return to the loving arms of his Princess and go on being super-butch. If you want to, you can call him bro. He likes that.
This book is not recommended for children. Guess why. Because this ain't your little sister's book about butch undead ponies! The events of this book overlap with Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale.
Hey everyone, here's some artwork for The Poni Trifecta, which will be a collection of Volumes 2, 3 and 4 of the Poniworld Chronicles. The three characters are Brogene, Dust and Adolf Poni.
I still haven't completed volumes 3 and 4, but you can enjoy the lovely art, created by Jessica Delvasto ~ http://nin-uss.deviantart.com/
Hey all! I've been working on two new Poniworld books that I will be releasing soon. The books are called My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale, & Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale. You can see the cover art for My Brootal Poni above. Those of you who have the paper edition of MachoPoni will recognize it as that book's back cover art. Anyway, I've completed the first few drafts of each book. I have to do the final edits on them. Unfortunately I messed up my wrists from typing and mousing too much so I have to take a break to heal. I guess I wasn't being very ergonomical. But as soon as I am able I'll get the books finished up.
The cover for Dust In Your Eyes is really cool too, but you'll have to wait to see!
I do intend to put out paper versions as well, but they will be after the ebook versions. And in the meantime if you need a poni fix, volume 2 of the Poniworld Chronicles, called Mein Poni-Kampf about Adolf Poni is available for Kindle at amazon.com.
If you want to stay informed of new releases you can always join my mailing list by going to my website, http://loteyrose.com :D
Thanks everyone! Take care.
the ebook can now be purchased at
This second stand-alone volume of the Poniworld Chronicles shifts its attention onto one of the most controversial figures in Poniworld history, Adolf Poni. Follow him as he goes from being a child with a love of dunking cookies in milk to being a murderous adult. Find out how a strawberry milk mustache led to mass murder. This account is humorous and horrific at the same time. For mature audiences. This ain't your little sister's book about Nazi ponies.
~*The Battle Hymn of the Nazi Ponies*~
My little nazi, My little nazi,
Bringing the world a master race.
My little nazi, My little nazi,
Rise of the Bipeds will speed the pace!
Changing and growing, strong and all-knowing,
Bringing you horrors untold.
Mein Über-Poni, Mein Über-Poni,
What does the future hold?
Where did you come up with the idea for The Doll Queen?
There is an event called NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, which is November. People participating in the event try to write a novel of at least 200 pages in the month of November. Well, I consider myself a pretty slow writer. I thought I would try "NaNoWriMo lite" and try to write 100 pages in a month. As it turns out, The Doll Queen ended up around 90 pages long. I had previously finished Faerie Brace-Face, and I wanted to write something darker, and I've always enjoyed writing faerie tales. So I decided on a dark faerie tale. So I tried to come up with a plot about knights and royalty. I had a basic idea of a queen sitting on a throne with a headless teddy bear, and I ruminated on it to come up with ideas. I had some ideas and then I just jumped in and tried the whole "write by the seat of your pants" approach. I'm happy with the result. The ending, which I really like, was a surprise even to me.
Is it available in actual paper that I can smell, cuz ebooks suck. I hate them.
Well, so far there is no paper version, but I can easily make one in the future. But would people buy them, is the question. I made a paper version of Faerie Brace-Face and it's not exactly flying off the virtual shelves. But yeah, I would say there's a good chance I'll make a paper version in the future, but right now, my ebooks sell a lot better than my paper books.
Okay, whatever. What's the story behind the cover? It's pretty cool.
Well, I searched through clip art pictures and I found that picture. I liked it. And I thought that in thumbnail form, people would look at it and say, "whoa, boobs!" I believe boobs sell. Then they would click and technically there is no nudity, because it's a nipple-less doll and I would avoid being arrested in Florida on obscenity charges! So it's win-win! The fonts used on the cover are Knight's Quest and Newcastle (incidentally, one of my fave beers).
The cover says it's a faerie tale, but I read it and wanted to cut my wrist. Faerie tales should be happy and glittery.
Not this faerie tale. This one is more in the tradition of the Brothers Grimm. People often accuse me of being too cutesy and sweet. Well, now I can point to this tale. In actuality, I like to change up my style from project to project to keep things interesting. Maybe MachoPoni was cutesy, but it also had horror elements. Faerie Brace-Face, was a little cutesy with some science fiction. And The Corruption of Innocence? My most controversial work. People like to give that 1 star ratings. So basically, this is a dark tale. If you want cutesy and happy, I have other works available.
Hey screw that previous FAQer, I loved it! I think all fiction should be dismal and end with everyone dying like a good Hemingway short story! So will you write any more faerie tales that remind us all of the futility and fragility of existence?
Ummm, well, I enjoy writing faerie tales. In fact, a couple of my previous short stories are The Princess and the Pretty Boi, and The Girl Behind the Iron Chastity Belt, which you may enjoy.
Actually, I'm raising my own hand now, and asking, "Is it really so dismal and dark? I'm too young to die by suicide."
Actually, no. It's just a faerie tale folks. Not too dark, not too light. Juuuuust right.
So what's up with the short story, "Butterfly Knight"? It's called a prequel to The Doll Queen...
Well, I had some time between projects so I decided to fill in some of the story of what happened before the occurrences of The Doll Queen. I had this idea of a butterfly knight in ultralight armor that still allowed it to fly. So I took it from there. I'm actually interested in maybe writing more stories dealing with the female knight who encounters the butterfly knight. I don't know if people would be interested in it. Actually, I often write about characters that lead to more ideas. It's the characters that lead to the ideas that I would write about. It just depends on if anyone is interested in reading about them.
So will there be a sequel to The Doll Queen?
I dunno, there could be. The whole world around The Doll Queen interests me, and I could see myself writing about various characters in that world. It depends on if people want to read it. I prefer to write things people actually want to read...
Okay, thanks. So where can I get this so-called Doll Queen ebook?
~for amazon kindle~ http://amzn.com/B004HKINZ8
and it's available for barnes and noble nook too and other places.
Thanks to everyone for your support and take care!