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Merry XXXmas ebook out now



Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown, is out now! This is part of a series I'm planning called Twisted Holiday Specials. The first book is SinEaster. If people like my little holiday tales, I may write some more. Can you say Arbor Day? :)

In this raunchy comedy 18-year-old Charlee struggles to save XXXmas from having its X’s lessened by the Grump.

She faces pervy challenges in order to add an X at the end of each level. Level one is innocent, other than her going topless for the milkshake. But in Xmas she must trick five opponents into getting “visibly aroused”. Then in XXmas she must get laid three times, despite the Grump passing a law raising age of consent to 19!

Laugh along as Charlee dresses up as a naughty nun, tries to hang an angel near an upskirt fetishist, and gives Santa a lap dance. Marvel as she seduces a girl wearing fake “equipment” by having her stand underneath the “c” toe (no, it’s not mistletoe). And ponder as she seeks the Starfish of Legend.

Can XXXmas be saved? Can Charlee be pervy enough? You’re about to find out.

Warning: Contains content that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.

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