Heya everyone! Well, my fifteenth book is now available in ebook form. I've recently been adding a few more volumes to The Poniworld Chronicles, if you haven't been keeping up. I don't know what I will work on next. My Malice in Wonderland trilogy is doing fairly well. Perhaps I'll write another Alice series about when she's older, or perhaps I'll write a sequel to SinEaster or Faerie Brace-Face. I just don't know. Anyway, here's the blurb for Octopony, followed by a link to all the online retailers.
Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. But he wasn’t laughing the day a gang of waterskiing squirrels kidnapped his girlfriend. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice.
And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld.
Along the way, he meets a mermaid he helps release from the clutches of a bearded clam. He also meets Santa Claus and teams up with the reindeer for a mission to infiltrate the Arctic stronghold.
It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so sometimes Morty has these giggle fits, but it’s just because he’s nervous, so please don’t hold it against him.
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The next volume in the epic Poniworld Chronicles is here!
Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6)
A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Her journey is about to begin, but where will it take her? It’s like she is dust on the wind, or something. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism.
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The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles is now available in ebook form.
Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster.
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Available as an ebook. For links to various online retailers, click here~ https://ganxy.com/i/83160
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too! It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?
My tenth book, Malice in Wonderland #2: Alice the Angel of Death is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 2 in the series. I intend to make the whole thing a trilogy. It's about 150 pages long.
Either love her or die. . .
Alice has regained her heart and it’s thumping in her chest.
But she must not kill again, for with each additional murder, her heart grows blacker, her thoughts, once sweet and innocent, grow more vengeful and cruel, and her tears, once magical, grow more poisonous.
She wants to set things right and reincarnate Humpty Dumpty and the Caterpillar and the Tweedle twins. But she seems to have a bad habit of killing that she can’t seem to break.
She doesn’t want to kill them all over again, but sometimes these Wonderland idiots are really asking for it, don’t you think?
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
Here are links for Malice in Wonderland 2
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B00AOACWNE
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/11
smashwords ~ https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/26
Thanks and take care!
It’s a lot easier to be ruthless when you’re heartless. . .
The truth is not what you were led to believe. Alice never left Wonderland. It wasn’t all “just a dream.”
It’s a nightmare. A nightmare she can’t escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears.
But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it.
And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless.
She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one...
By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
It's about 140 pages long. Hope ya like it!
Available now as an ebook at the following stores~
Barnes and Noble http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/malice-i
Hey all, it's Lotus. The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 4 in the series. And it's about 120 pages long.
Here are the links for Dust in Your Eyes
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008BUOW50
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dust-in-y
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/172
Here's the blurb:
My little dominatrix . . .
Dust can be such a bitch sometimes. Well, not just sometimes. All the time, but she wants to change. She has to if she ever wants to get back together with Machoponi. But other ponies and the Princess really try her patience sometimes. For one thing, the Dark Princess has decided to go preppy! Seriously, with the sweater tied around her neck and everything. She should be punished. For another thing, Brogene is annoying, as usual.
So of course, the Princess sends her on a quest for caulk. But the quest turns into a sexual journey when the Sexual Awakening occurs, in which the repressed sexuality of all the creatures of Poniworld gets unrepressed.
Dust starts exploring things, things like pleasure, pain, and punishment. Lots of punishment. But she has her pink Thong of Protection to protect her. (Though at one point she has to have it talked off her.) And she also learns to wield a magical riding crop she gets from a female Nazi she meets. She also meets Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain!
Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration.
This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies!
The next book in the Poniworld Chronicles, My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale is now available in ebook form for kindle, nook, and at Smashwords.com. It's volume 3 in the series. And it's about 140 pages long.
Here are the links for My Brootal Poni
amazon ~ http://amzn.com/B008AD8SF8
barnes n' noble ~ http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-broot
smashwords ~ http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/170
Here's the blurb:
Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life.
But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk. And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. That means, no girls!
When he gets there, he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs and the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and oh yeah, his greatest frenemy, Dust. And at one point he acquires a magical codpiece. But even though the codpiece is cool and all, Brogene doesn't like adventures and quests. It reminds him of the incident with the Flaming Red Giant's fire cheese doodle. It was how he died in the first place. And that was no fun. Maybe if he can get this quest over with, he can return to the loving arms of his Princess and go on being super-butch. If you want to, you can call him bro. He likes that.
This book is not recommended for children. Guess why. Because this ain't your little sister's book about butch undead ponies! The events of this book overlap with Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale.